Saturday, November 17, 2012


You Are So Stupid!


You are stupid and fat, and I could do anything better than you!
Nanner, nanners!
If I had threads like you are wearing, I would hide in the closet!
What are you thinking? Wait . . .
You don’t think.
As far as birds go, you are barely adequate, but look at my tux–
grey and white, sleek and trim,
and would you look at this tail! Yessir!
Your mama wears army boots!
Oh, by the way: Guess what kind of bird I am? :-)

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