A Weight-loss Loser!
I must tell you about this ad in a magazine I have:
It is a wonderful weight-loss product that, of course, is all natural and has a gazillion health-promoting benefits! Ha!
Here’s the plan for the first week: Drink the magic powder in water (with added teaspoon of healthy oil) 3 times a day as a meal replacement. The second week, you get to add raw vegetables (probably have to count out fractions of individual peas and mini slices of avocado). Oh, and by the third week, you can have your magic powder in milk or soy.
Guaranteed to produce results! I could probably get the same results by drinking motor oil three times a day. Hysterical what sells.
It is a wonderful weight-loss product that, of course, is all natural and has a gazillion health-promoting benefits! Ha!
Here’s the plan for the first week: Drink the magic powder in water (with added teaspoon of healthy oil) 3 times a day as a meal replacement. The second week, you get to add raw vegetables (probably have to count out fractions of individual peas and mini slices of avocado). Oh, and by the third week, you can have your magic powder in milk or soy.
Guaranteed to produce results! I could probably get the same results by drinking motor oil three times a day. Hysterical what sells.
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